"Cheesy" Pickup Lines

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Dating site YourTango.com says that it’s okay to use a cheesy pickup line to break the ice with someone you want to flirt with. Here are some of their recommendations:

– Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

– Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?

– Can you guess what my shirt is made out of? It’s boyfriend material.

– My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.

– Is your face McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.

– Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

– Do you want to know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U.

– You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

– I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well you should be.

– I’d say “God bless you” but it looks like He already did.

– Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

– I should call you Google because you have everything I’m searching for.

– Aside from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

– I’m not really this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.

– Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox.

– Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

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