WACKY ELECTRONIC HIGHWAY SAFETY MESSAGES
The highway departments behind those electronic safety message signs have learned that humor works in getting drivers’ attention. A real effort is being put forth to make them entertaining. Some of the messages you can find out there today:
– “Treat Your Kids Like A Fanny Pack: Buckle Up In Back”
– “Baby Yoda Uses The Force But Still Needs A Carseat”
– “May The 4th Be With You – Text I Will Not”
– “Puff puff, pass the keys to a designated driver”
– “Camp in the mountains, not the left lane”
– “Turn signals: the original Instant Message”
– “Get your head out of your apps – drive safely”
– “It’s a lane, not a birthright – let them merge”
– “Drive like the person your dog thinks you are”
– (Easter) “Drive Eggcellent, Some Bunny Needs You”
– (4th of July) “Don’t drive Star Spangled Hammered”
– (Thanksgiving) “Gobble gobble, Go easy on the throttle”
– (Thanksgiving) “Mash potatoes, not your head – buckle up”
– (Christmas) “Only Rudolph should drive lit”
– “Cousin Eddie said Twitter’s full, Put the phone down”
* Almost as funny as those messages outside of churches.
* Your highway tax dollars at work.
* You can almost see the highway people writing these while they keep checking the clock to see if they can go home yet.
* The best ones are when the electronic highway signs get hacked. (Google it and see!)