Wednesday, September 26th, 2018

posted by Zane Bickerstaff - 

If you're a fan of political correctness, get ready to smile. If you're all about work ethic and earning praise in life - get ready to fume...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/25/no-zero-policy-florida-teacher-fired-after-defying-school/1427010002/


THE SECRET TO HAPPINESS

A survey of 2,000 Americans conducted by OnePoll and commissioned by Circulon – yes, the pots and pans people – found that people believe the key to personal bliss is a mixture of being true to yourself and spending time with family.

Top 30 Factors For A Well-Rounded Personal Life:

1. Spending time with family

2. Watching TV shows/movies

3. Getting a quality night’s sleep/enough sleep

4. Taking time for yourself every day

5. Listening to music and/or podcasts

6. Spending time with friends

7. Keeping your house/space clean and organized

8. Having sex

9. Spending time outside/in nature

10. Spending time with a pet

11. Splurging every once in a while on something

12. Learning new things

13. Spending time on a hobby

14. Being responsible with money

15. Reading a book

16. Taking vacation days/traveling to new places

17. Exercising

18. Going out to dinner/drinks

19. Family dinners

20. Spending quality alone time with a partner

21. Eating healthy foods/meals

22. Having a cup of coffee in the morning

23. Setting and achieving goals

24. Getting take-out every once in a while

25. Drinking plenty of water

26. Sleeping in/having a quiet morning

27. Sit-down meals (* Wasn’t this covered with Family Dinners, #19?)

28. Living close to family

29. Fast Wi-Fi

30. Doing activities during the day


20 Secrets To Personal Happiness:

1. Be yourself and enjoy time with family (* I’m sorry, that two things.)

2. Be willing to be wrong (* No, it was definitely two things.)

3. Be honest with yourself

4. Being happy with yourself and what you have

5. Do what you love as often as you can (* And do WHO you love as often as you can.)

6. Don’t stress the small stuff

7. Exercise and eating right

8. Finding a balance in life

9. Finding joy, even in the hard times

10. Getting enough sleep

11. Giving and getting love

12. Having an open mind

13. Knowing yourself

14. Laugh a lot

15. Letting the past go and trying new things

16. Making others happy

17. Open communication with others and a healthy lifestyle

18. Positive thinking

19. Self-acceptance, self-contentment, self-forgiveness and self-love

20. Spending time with loved ones, but also making sure to spend time alone (* Again, this is two things)

You've heard of mama bears protecting their young, well move over and make room for the newest, baddest mama on the block -- an alpaca! This one saw her baby get snatched by a cougar and chased the cat down until he let go of his intended meal!

https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/shes-one-tough-little-mama-mother-alpaca-saves-her-baby-from-cougar-attack/277-597908599


BRIDEZILLA SENDS WEDDING RULES

Last week, Redditor Laika_cat posted a screengrab of an email from a wedding coordinator outlining a list of “rules and regulations” for guests of the bride and groom. The email was titled “Kindly refrain from upstaging the bride on her big day”. It read:“I am reaching out to all confirmed guests to do a final head count and go over some rules and regulations of the wedding day

– Please arrive 15-30 minutes early

– Please DO NOT wear white, cream, or ivory

– Please do not wear anything other than a basic bob or ponytail

– Please do not have a full face of makeup

– Do not record during the ceremony

– Do not check in on [Facebook] until instructed

– Use #[Redacted] when posting all pictures.

– DO NOT TALK TO THE BRIDE AT ALL

– Everyone will toast with Rémy. No exceptions

– Lastly, must come with gift $75 or more or you won’t be admitted

.--You know who I feel sorry for? The poor schlub who's marrying this micro-managing, controlling train wreck!

Thanks to this security cam...we not only get to see, but hear an Amazon delivery drivers best effort...at kicking a package for delivery.

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