THE FUNNIEST TOWN NAMES IN ALL FIFTY STATES
Somebody on the internet has compiled the Funniest Town Names in all Fifty States:
1. Screamer, Alabama
2. Unalaska, Alaska
3. Why, Arizona
4. Smackover, Arkansas
5. Rough and Ready, California
6. No Name, Colorado (* Hey! It’s a paradox!)
7. Hazardville, Connecticut
8. Corner Ketch, Delaware
9. Two Egg, Florida (* It got its name from all the guys on the beach wearing Speedos.)
10. Climax, Georgia
11. Volcano, Hawai
12. Slickpoo, Idaho
13. Sandwich, Illinois
14. Santa Claus, Indiana (* I’m not sure I believe this town exists.
)15. What Cheer, Iowa
16. Gas, Kansas (* Located next to the gas PUMPses.)
17. Bugtussle, Kentucky
18. Uneedus, Louisiana
19. Burnt Porcupine, Maine (* Don’t you hate it when your porcupine is overcooked?
)20. Boring, Maryland (* Hey, at least they’re honest.)
21. Belchertown, Massachusetts (* A great place to stop for gas.
)22. Hell, Michigan
23. Nimrod, Minnesota
24. Hot Coffee, Mississippi
25. Tightwad, Missouri
26. Pray, Montana
27. Magnet, Nebraska
28. Jiggs, Nevada
29. Sandwich, New Hampshire
30. Loveladies, New Jersey
31. Candy Kitchen, New Mexico
32. Neversink, New York
33. Whynot, North Carolina (* Sister city to Why, Arizona.)
34. Cannon Ball, North Dakota
35. Knockemstiff, Ohio
36. Gene Autry, Oklahoma
37. Zigzag, Oregon
38. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
39. Woonsocket, Rhode Island
40. Ketchuptown, South Carolina
41. Mud Butte, South Dakota
42. Difficult, Tennessee
43. Ding Dong, Texas
44. Mexican Hat, Utah (* Pardon me, I believe they like to be called Latin-American Hat, Utah.)
45. Satans Kingdom, Vermont
46. Bumpass, Virginia
47. Humptulips, Washington
48. Lick Fork, West Virginia (* As opposed to “What Is Fork, Alabama”.
49. Bosstown, Wisconsin
50. Chugwater, Wyoming